Weight WAtchers, Atkins Diet and the effects of local gravity anomalies

The battle of the bulging waste line is not going well in the solopreneur house hold and it is time to try those diets. Atkinsons, Mr Weigh-a-little - the miracle diet doctor who allegedly died of a heart attack while clinically obese. Sounds right up my street. Or Weight Watchers. I can eat what I want & count points.

Although I will need to remind myself that the object of the weight watchers game is NOT to get as many points as POSSIBLE in a day.

After A very expansive Christmas I went to America for a week.

The land of the large dinner plates and huge servings! I've never eaten so much fruit in my life in a week just to try to fill up on something before trying to eat a whole cow with a burger bun strapped around its waist. ( I exaggerate a little )

My chocolate addiction, which was under control until the 23rd of December has also spiralled out of control to the point where I wake up at night screaming for M&M's

Or being chased by miniature Hershey Milk Chocolate bars - Officially the sickest chocolate in the world. If you haven't thrown up BEFORE eating them, someone will think you HAVE after eating one. Yuk. I do NOT exaggerate on this one. The Cow was a little over the top, but I can confirm that Hersheys Milk Chocolate bars taste like Sick!

Although this thought may temporarily halt my chocolate addiction it is no match for the local gravity anomalies I am experiencing in my house.

I need to confirm this with a barometer when it arrives in the post in the next few days, but the preliminary findings are as follows:

Bathroom: tile just inside the door: 259lb or 116kg
Office: One foot inside the door on wooden floor boards: 258lb or 115.5 kg
Landing: two feet stright outside the bathroom door, on short carpet: 265lb or 119kg

This leads me to believe that there are gravity anomalies in that area.
I have also tested the anti directional gravity by JUMPING in the same spots showing that I am indeed able to jump the highest when standing in the office.

I will find out what is going on.

My wife says I need to get a new bathroom scale and then get a life, but what does she know!

Cheers,
Jon ( still progressing )

=Every Day In Every Way, I'm Getting Better And Better=